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A.J.: I am so depressed. DUST PUPPY: You all right AJ? ERWIN: What happened? Stef beat you at Quake? A.J.: I said depressed, not suicidal. ERWIN: Oh. Did your house burn down then? A.J.: It's this Iraq thing. Clinton is on morally questionable ground. A lot of people are afraid he might back down from popular pressure. ERWIN: Did you say Clinton? A.J.: Yes. President Clinton. ERWIN: Be right back. A.J.: Then again, on the same note, even more people are afraid Clinton might just go ahead with an attack. The last thing we need is another war on this planet. DUST PUPPY: I think you should have said that to Erwin first. PRESIDENT CLINTON: I don't think I can do this. I must be compassionate! But I have to be strong! AAAAAAAAGH! ERWIN: Wuss.