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STRIP #: 84 / 4213 PUB DATE: 8 February 1998
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DUST PUPPY: Ready for this Erwin?

ERWIN: You betcha.

DUST PUPPY: Then gimme a medium rock rhythm.

ERWIN: chik-a-boom
chik-a-boom
chik-a-boom

DUST PUPPY: (Sung to "Lookin' Out My Back Door")
Just bought Windows 95.
Stuck the CD in my drive.
Got to upgrade from Windows 3.1!
Loaded up my machine,
Then I got that blue screen.
G.P.F.* on my windows PC!

ERWIN: doo doo dat dum de dum

*General Protection Failure

DUST PUPPY: I hit control-alt-delte,
My PC began to build up heat,
When finally the desktop pupped up on my monitor
I double-clicked on Freecell,
And 95 went to hell,
G.P.F. on my Windows PC!

ERWIN: diddle de dat boopie de bop

DUST PUPPY: Bugs and bloated features,
are working hand in hand
to make us scream, cry and shout,
and go "boo hoo hoo!"
I suppose we all have to wait,
for the release of Windows 98,
For no more G.P.F.'s on our Windows PCs!

A.J.: Phone for you. It's Bill Gates.

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Greg inflates time estimates First | Last
Stef has an appointment with the Controller First | Last
Stef makes AJ trick techs into upgrading server First | Last
Dust Puppy introduction First | Last
Greg does tech support First | Last
Dust Puppy aired out First | Last
Erwin introduction First | Last
Strong coffee introduced as a theme First | Last
Geek songs First | Last
Zock the Quake God First | Last
Dust Puppy: Olympic Skier First | Last
Crud Puppy introduction First | Last
Greg goes into Techie Detox First | Last
Microsoft salesman held hostage First | Last
The Chief takes a break from being CEO First | Last
Erwin infected with Windows NT First | Last
Deletium First | Last
Tanya Deals with Male Nerds First | Last
ADSL and Clueless Telcos First | Last
The gang attacks MS headquarters First | Last
Ichabod Moff, Bastard Consultant from Hell First | Last
Geek Nutrition First | Last
Mr. Cola introduction First | Last
Pitr becomes Evil Genius First | Last
Stef plays Quake badly First | Last
Greg gets his first cubicle First | Last
Greg almost dates an Ashley Judd lookalike First | Last
Columbia Internet sold to iCan't Internet First | Last
Erwin installed on an iMac First | Last
Stef forced to use Linux First | Last
Miranda Corneill introduction First | Last
Erwin installed on a Palm III First | Last
Erwin installed on Mir First | Last
Stef runs BeOS First | Last
Pitr sends naughty pics of Miranda to spammers First | Last
Dust Puppy Star Wars parody First | Last
MovieOS First | Last

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