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SALESMAN: Ahh, you must be the CEO of Columbia Internet. Fine, fine company you have. I just gave your system administrator a copy of our new software so you can upgrade all your office computers. SALESMAN: Perhaps we could have a seat in your office. I'm here to help you in any way I can. No, no coffee, have to watch my caffeine intake you know. SALESMAN: This software is ingenious. It speeds up nearly all CPU functions by an order of magnitude. A Pentium 90 can do the work of a Pentium 200. And it's free. MIKE: Hey Chief, it's Mike. I just installed that software and it shut down the network. Everything is moving at the speed of molasses. And it won't uninstall! CHIEF: Please tell me you have a patch for this bug. SALESMAN: Of course! And at $4,995 per license, it's a steal. I have the disks right here, how many would you like?