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GREG: Columbia Internet Tech Support. Greg speaking, please state the nature of your problem. CUSTOMER: Hello. How secure is my e-mail? GREG: Very secure, m'am. Why? CUSTOMER: Well, I'm a centerfold model and my husband is overseas and we send each other very steamy letters. My privacy is important to me. GREG: We're the only ones who can get to your mail. CUSTOMER: Phew. Thank you. That's a relief. GREG: Say, what's your account number?