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A.J.: Hey little dude. Know what an oxymoron is? DUST PUPPY: Isn't that what Stef calls all the technicians? A.J.: Ah, no, that's not entirely accurate. A.J.: Do you want to play a game? All you have to do is come up with most telling oxymoron possible. The most ironic oxymoron wins. DUST PUPPY: Okay. A.J.: I'll start. "Military Intelligence." DUST PUPPY: "Microsoft Works." A.J.: Uh, okay, you win.