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STRIP #: 50 / 4213 PUB DATE: 5 January 1998
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TV: Department of Justice spokesperson Terrance Faber revealed today that the case against Microsoft has stalled.

TV: Faber stated that the Department has every intention of proceeding with the case once their workstations, which contain all the evidence collected against Microsoft, are back up.

TV: When Justice officers keyed in the words "Injunction against Microsoft" in Word 7.0, all of the workstations immediately locked up. Faber refused to comment on this suspicious incident.

TV: When reached for comment, Mr. Gates smiled apologetically and said that a fix for this particular bug was being worked on, and would be available for free to the Department of Justice by the year 3614.

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