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STRIP #: 42 / 4213	PUB DATE: 28 December 1997
STORY ARC: N/A

TRANSCRIPTION: TANYA: Columbia Internet Customer Service Centre. Tanya speaking, may I help you? CUSTOMER: Hello, I'd like to buy an Internet account. TANYA: No problem, sir. Your name? CUSTOMER: Kris Kringle. TANYA: Your address, sir? CUSTOMER: 100 Christmas Drive, North Pole. TANYA: Thank you, sir. Your account is now activated. CUSTOMER: Is that it? TANYA: Just one more question. TANYA: Where're the diamond earrings I asked for, fatboy? CUSTOMER: Is this some kind of a joke?

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Greg inflates time estimates	First \| Last
Stef has an appointment with the Controller	First \| Last
Stef makes AJ trick techs into upgrading server	First \| Last
Dust Puppy introduction	First \| Last
Greg does tech support	First \| Last
Dust Puppy aired out	First \| Last
Erwin introduction	First \| Last
Strong coffee introduced as a theme	First \| Last
Geek songs	First \| Last
Zock the Quake God	First \| Last
Dust Puppy: Olympic Skier	First \| Last
Crud Puppy introduction	First \| Last
Greg goes into Techie Detox	First \| Last
Microsoft salesman held hostage	First \| Last
The Chief takes a break from being CEO	First \| Last
Erwin infected with Windows NT	First \| Last
Deletium	First \| Last
Tanya Deals with Male Nerds	First \| Last
ADSL and Clueless Telcos	First \| Last
The gang attacks MS headquarters	First \| Last
Ichabod Moff, Bastard Consultant from Hell	First \| Last
Geek Nutrition	First \| Last
Mr. Cola introduction	First \| Last
Pitr becomes Evil Genius	First \| Last
Stef plays Quake badly	First \| Last
Greg gets his first cubicle	First \| Last
Greg almost dates an Ashley Judd lookalike	First \| Last
Columbia Internet sold to iCan't Internet	First \| Last
Erwin installed on an iMac	First \| Last
Stef forced to use Linux	First \| Last
Miranda Corneill introduction	First \| Last
Erwin installed on a Palm III	First \| Last
Erwin installed on Mir	First \| Last
Stef runs BeOS	First \| Last
Pitr sends naughty pics of Miranda to spammers	First \| Last
Dust Puppy Star Wars parody	First \| Last
MovieOS	First \| Last