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GREG: Columbia Internet Tech Support. Greg speaking. How may I help you? CUSTOMER: I can't connect. GREG: I see. What Web browser are you using? CUSTOMER: It's a Compaq. GREG: No, no. That's the brand of your computer. What Web browser are you using. CUSTOMER: Ummmmm. I dunno. GREG: OK, let's try a different tack. What operating system are you using? CUSTOMER: Netscape. GREG: No! What is your operating?! CUSTOMER: Take it easy, buddy. What's your problem? GREG: What's MY problem?!! Turnip! Wankle Rotary Engine! Carbuncle! Bust my pickle! None of that made sense did it! See how it feels?! HAHAHAH! CUSTOMER: What an idiot. *click*