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A.J.: So I understand you'd like to work with us as a designer. INTERVIEWEE: Yes. I've been an art director for six years, and have a background in computer technology and prepress, plus ten years as a technical writer. A.J.: Very impressive. Do you play Quake? INTERVIEWEE: No, I think games are a waste of time. A.J.: And I think you're a waste of oxygen. NEXT! INTERVIEWEE: Wait, I play a pretty good game of Monopoly!