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GREG: NOOO!!! I'll be good, I promise! I won't do it anymore!! SVEN: Cuum-o noo Greg. You joost leet beeg Sven teke-a care uff-a yoo. Meend youur heed, ya? GREG: NOOO!!! PITR: Techie Detox. Was that absolutely necessary Mike? MIKE: I think so. It's really for his own good. He worked for Microsoft, for starters. MIKE: And how many times have we caught him playing Minesweeper? Or Solitaire? He has a problem, and as his friends we must help him. PITR: I guess you're right PITR: What are they going to do to him? MIKE: Hourly enemas. Greg will never want to play Minesweeper again.